just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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