i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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