I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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