Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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