Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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