I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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