can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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