it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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