Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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