no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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