So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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