David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
As shirtless as possible
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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