This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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