Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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