I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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