I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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