Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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