Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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