first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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