Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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