You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
FUCK WHALES
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