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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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