real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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