can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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