just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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