id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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