Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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