I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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