Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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