your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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