I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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