Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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