How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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