Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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