I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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