FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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