I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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