I need help removing her.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just found puke in my bra..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Randomize
