Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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