i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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