Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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