You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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