Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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