Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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