When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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