Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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