Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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