Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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