if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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