I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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