I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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