I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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