and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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