EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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