that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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